It’s really cool how your kid finally starts sleeping through the night consistently for a month

but your body is so used to the 1-3 interruptions of sleep every night

and the 2 additional cups of coffee you started drinking daily

and the need to occasionally shut your eyes for a minute in between zoom calls to keep going

and the constant expectation of poor sleep

that your sense of truly good sleep is forever lost

such that even when you do get a week of pretty consistently good sleep

you somehow still feel like Jeff Goldblum yawning during a TV ad